Good Memories 2/2

posted May 28th, 2015, 2:01 am


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June 7th, 2014, 5:07 am

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Memory Lane/Good Memories 2/2

My favourite romance, hands down. Though I haven't seen TFIOS yet (it came out this weekend!) and I expect that to change.

Is that a thing that people do? Ask parents for permission to have the sex with their daughter?

Is that a towel on the bed? Damn right it is! Why is there a towel on the bed? Because I don't understand the mechanics of human sexual intercourse!

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May 28th, 2015, 3:19 am

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Wow Vic, talk about a fire hazard. All those candles. What a turn off.

And that rose? What, are you just going to awkwardly break the mood to grab it so that nature's barb wire won't poke someone in the back while he's doing the do? Major turn off.

And a bed? People sleep here, Vic. They get drool and blood and skin flakes into mattresses. And you expect Annie to just take her clothes off and bone on top of that disgusting soup? Major, major turn off.

Get it together, Vic.

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May 28th, 2015, 12:28 pm

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@Erin: You are right. This entire thing should have been done in a sanitized room covered in plastic bubble wrap with a single LED lightbulb in a recessed socket.

Nothing quite gets my parts ready for reception than the murder scene from every episode of Dexter :)

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February 18th, 2016, 7:55 am

Zophia (Guest)

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Yessssssssssssss :)

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