Bus Undressing

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November 1st, 2015, 4:58 pm

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If you've never lived in a climate with snow and bus transportation, there is a unique ritual that happens. You step in from the cold death of the outside world, into a muggy jungle-like atmosphere inside the bus. You immediately unzip your coat, take off your hat and gloves, and generally molt like a snake, lest you overheat and melt. Doesn't matter if you are getting off in two stops, or in an hour and a half, everyone does it. Girls begin grooming each other like gorillas. It is quite the thing.

Fun fact: never put on a coat more than a minute before going outside. Your body will adjust to the temperature that the house + your coat is at, and need to recalibrate when you get outside. If you just put it on (trapping the heat of the house around your chest), your body will adapt to the outside more quickly. Or quicker, if you will.

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